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Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 335 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/30/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 1/13/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 1/13/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode Unlocked 1/13/16
5 Points
Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 1/13/16
25 Points
Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/10/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/10/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/10/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Kaminari Ninja Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Story Easy Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/13 (75/155 points)

Extra Pepperoni

Equality! Unlocked 7/17/16
10 Points
+1 to being progressive!
Fight The Patriarchy! Unlocked 7/17/16
10 Points
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Pizza Man Unlocked 7/17/16
10 Points
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Cha-Ching! 10 Points First you get the money...
Riverside 10 Points Let's Go!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/50 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Misanthropist Unlocked 3/11/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill 10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 1/26 (25/500 points)